2001 Stupid Site Hall of Fame
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Star Wars in Asciimation - See Star Wars as rendered in the crude animation that uses Ascii characters.
Jet Powered Beer Cooler - Someone with way too much time and money on their hands...
The Church of the Quivering Otter - If you need religion, look to the otter for your salvation...
Britney exposed! - See what's under all her layers...
Get slapped - Get slapped by a pimp, Mahir, or Dwayne Johnson.
Despair, Inc. - You have seen those great pictures with witty slogans for doing well in business (we had them around our workplace, and they felt like propaganda). This is sort of the opposite. Visit this site, you'll see what I mean.
T-Shirt Hell - In case you need a last minute gift idea...
Bad Banjo Jokes - There is a story behind this site. My boss' boss comes into my office today and has me spend several minutes looking for this web site. He asks (orders) me to use the work computer to find the answer to the question "what do you call a banjo player in a three piece suit?" We spent so long looking for it, I had to add it to this list. My boss' boss is kinda nuts... Voted Worst Stupid Site of 2001!
Fork-you.com - Dedicated to the art of fork bending...
Vanishing Osama bin Laden Urinal Screen - Chris nominated this for the coolest web site, but I think it fits better here. See if you have a better chance of hitting Osama than the military...
Eugene Mirman - See a child croon some of your favorite songs...
Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers - I love it when the site's name says it all...
The Presidential Museum - This place sells itself as the only true Presidential museum - that is, the only museum dedicated to all 51 U.S. Presidents - starting with John Hanson. I admit - I stole this one from The Daily Show - but you have to admit, it belongs here.
The Julia bin-Roberts Homepage - Deuce of Clubs has this great site on who they think should be cast to play Osama bin Laden in the inevitable movie about this whole war thing.
Laid-Off: A No-Nothing Production - Also known by the more common "Odd Todd," this is the cartoon chronicle of a guy who was recently laid off. As someone who has joined the ranks of the unemployed, it was very enlightening - and funny. Thanks for the suggestion, Doug!
Badjocks.com - Where COPS meets Sportscenter! Just when I couldn't find any good sites, Electric Wookie comes through again with this fantastic suggestion! Thanks, Electric Wookie!
Ginger/Segway/It - Hype hype hype! - buy buy buy! - hype hype hype! - invest invest invest! - it's the future! - Our economy depends on it! It will revolutionize the world! It will bring world peace! The future begins now! The future will be built around this! Yeah, right...
Mullet Madness - Now that I can grow my hair out, should I join the mullet culture? Let me know...
The Beastmaster Files - Beastmaster sites will always make the Hall of Fame. This one isn't as good as the previous site, which included the two fine sequels to the original Beastmaster, but this is still good. I am still waiting for the Beastmaster trilogy box set on DVD...
Who Would Buy That? - See all kinds of bizarre stuff for sale all over the web...
Jesus the Monster Truck - Stomping out evil at a Monster Truck Rally near you!
Super Greg - U too can get the flava of the Super Greg concept.
Disco Dan the Alien Man - Follow the adventures...
Bert is Evil - The page that is making all the news is here for your enjoyment. Better check it out now while you still can! Who would have thought that a stupid site would carry such power as to make international headlines? This automatically qualifies it for Hall of Fame status!
And The Bride Wore... - The worst wedding dresses...
Scoop on Poop - Everything you wanted to know about poop but were afraid to ask...
Lego Death - See a variety of ways to die recreated with Legos in this "Museum of Horrors."
The Simulator - In case you don't have a real life, simulate one with this site. Thanks for the tip, Doug!
Pimphats - Serving all your pimp hat needs...
Backyard Millennium Falcon - You've seen the Backyard Monorail, but this one is the best!
Tubcat - And to show that we are not partial to dogs with yesterday's stupid site, today we present "Tubcat," who is allegedly the "fattest cat eva." (And who also, it seems, does not have a spellchecker for his page...)
Cutiequake - Blow away cute things in this Shockwave game based on Quake.
WTC Hoax Pictures - You've seen the hoax picture of the guy on top of the WTC when it was hit by the plane? Just check out where else this guy has been!
Peter Pan's Homepage - This one has got to be seen to be believed. Really, just visit it. Check out the fashion page pictures. Can't believe this guy won a Webby... Thanks, Sean! Voted Best Stupid Celebrity of 2001!
Osama Invaders - It's like space invaders, but with Osama bin Laden. Get him!
Fat Chicks in Party Hats - Another great site suggested by Electric Wookie! As he says, this wouldn't be half as funny if the guy behind this didn't have such a shaky command of the English language. Thanks, Electric Wookie!
Post-A-Toilet - Send a toilet card to that special someone to let them know you care!
How to Dance Properly - Yes, it's another dance site, which makes it doubly stupid.
Ed the Sock - The ultimate sock puppet
Sound effects for your cat - As it says, it's better than catnip!
Metaphilm - Some interesting views of recent movies. I mean, who knew that Fight Club was really a movie about Calvin and Hobbes?
Great Mobile Homes of Mississippi - A great tour of some of Mississippi's finest homes...
That Funny Steve Ballmer Video Thing - Check out this great video clip of Microsoft's CEO doing his happy dance!
The Gullibility Virus - Check to make sure you aren't infected!
Virtual Stapler - I love it. I just bang away here for hours. Voted Best Stupid Site of 2001!
Zombie Alert - Is your home protected against zombies?
$95,000 Adventure - Read all about a guy who cashed one of those fake checks you get in junk mail...
The Santa Cruz/Bay Area Geek Social Scene - Like the society pages in your local paper, but only where geek is chic...
Scratch & Sniff - The technology of the Internet has advanced to where you can now scratch and sniff and enjoy the aroma...
The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide - Never lose again! Follow this strategy guide to success! Also, play against the computer with the on-line trainer!
The Lunar Embassy - Looking for some extraterrestrial real estate?
Beans Around the World - See the traveling adventures of the magical fruit.
Tickle Me Elvis - So simple, and yet so good...
I Gave My Cat an Enema - You must see this site. Very, very good. Check this and other great stories at catenema.com
The Hearse Enthusiast - Do you love hearses, but you just can't seem where to find one? Now, check this site out!
Teasing Cat Clip - Funniest cat clip ever!
Partridge Family Temple - You've seen the Church of Elvis, now check out the church devoted to the worship of the Partridge Family!
The First Twins - A page devoted to the antics of the President's daughters. If you know of some funnier sites, let me know. I heard there were a whole bunch, but this is the only one I could find.
Stalking Chunk - Too scary...
Carrier Pigeon Internet Protocol - For when your DSL access craps out...
Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization - Help study and save Sasquatches!
Engrish - The funny thing is that these are actual signs and products from Japan. Thanks, Kristie!
Post-It Theater - Great cinema from boredom at the office...
Demon Magazine - More humor from the Ivy League. Check out the Movie Goofs - it's great!
Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad - Okay, you kids that are just graduating and going off to college - food goes bad, and your mom and dad aren't there to clean up after you. This guide will help you figure out whether that three year old of mayonnaise on your counter is still good or not.
Office Pranks - Lighten up the office with some of these pranks!
cynsa beans - Among the other things on this page is a link to "rectal foreign bodies".
Humorous Valentine's Cards - These are great. Send one to your special someone.
Dateline Kennel - Check out these funny pictures of dogs.
Squirrel Fishing - The sport of the future?
Stoopid Web Tricks - Yep, they're stupid...
This Page Intentionally Left Blank - Put this one in the "name says all" category...
The History of Toilets - Everything you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask. Also, need a gift for that special someone? Consider the Poop Pen!
The Ironic Times - It's the news, but isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
I-resign.com - Read actual letters of resignation!
Jump the Shark - An investigation into the moment when TV shows begin to suck!
The Bathroom Diaries - Your on-line guide to clean bathrooms around the world!
Sissyfight - Fight like a sissy in this Shockwave game.
Dean and Nigel - These two British lads go around and try to blend in with various old people they meet on the street. You'll have to see it to know what I am talking about.
Bob's World of Liberace - You haven't seen it all, until you see Bob's site devoted to Liberace! Is it just me, or does Liberace seem, well, you know, gay?
All your base are belong to us - Read the story of this phenomenon that is sweeping the world. What is it about you ask? Well, you have to check out the story, but I'll give you a hint - Japanese video games...
Furious George and the Cross Country Crime Spree - Take a monkey around the country committing crimes in this on-line game!
Crop Circle Quest - This site is devoted to uncovering mystery of crop circles. I guess the explanation that it was two drunken Englishmen with nothing better to do was really just a plot hatched by the CIA to cover up the fact that aliens have nothing better to do than to draw circles in wheat and shove probes up rednecks' rectums!
The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything - Just push it. It really doesn't do anything - or does it?
Customers Suck - Another place for you to rant about how much your customers suck. A lot of bitterness on the Net these days, eh?
Unsexy Thoughts - If you ever needed to think unsexy thoughts but just couldn't think of any, here is a site that has plenty for you to think about.
Still a glutton for more? Check out the sites from 2000!