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From: "ZUMA MUBANE" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: 9/14/04 1:04 PM
Subject: REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE/INVESTMENT.
FROM:Mrs MONICA LUCY MCKNIGHT
ADD:2-3 Nelson Mandela Avenue,
REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE/INVESTMENT.
This may appear a bit surprising to you but very beneficial: as a matter of
urgentcy, i am desparately looking for a foriegn partner whom i can trust to
handle some investment or fund movement. I am MRS.MONICA LUCY MCKNIGHT wife
of late MR.MENTU MCKNIGHT , who was murdered by the Zimbabwean veterans and
irrate black people.
I am writing from Zimbabwe. I got your address from the internet through the
consultancy directory during my search for a reliable and honest person to
transact this business with. I write to solicit for your special assistance
to a family shattered by a tyrannical government led by a dictator and his
(ZANU-PF) ruling party- president Robert Mugabe.
Because of land andfarm land crisis in Zimbabwe, the government secretly
sponsored the war veterans and some irrate partymembers to disposess the
land being occupied by white farmers. This action has led to the killing of
some members of opposition party including my husband(MENTU MCKNIGHT), who
did do not support this ill-fated action.
But before the death of my husband, he anticipated some dangers and so he
deposited the sum of US$15.4m (Fifteen million four hundered Thousand United
States Dollars)in the name of our only son 'RAYMOND at a reputable
AGENT/DIPLOMAT in ERUOPE with the intention of using it to open fertilizer
manufacturing company among other companies in our neighbouring country
(Swaziland)after his university education.
On the 29th of July, 2001, the war veterans and some supporters of
(ZANU-PF)ruling party trooped into our compound and axed him(my husband) to
death. Since then, they have been terrorizing my only son, RAYMOND MCKNIGHT
, but he managed to escape to a neighbouring country, South Africa as a
political asylum seeker(refugee).
But his position in South Africa does not permit him to open an account or
run any huge financial business. That is why I want this fund to be
transferred into your private account so that you will assist him to invest
it in your country. Hence,if you agree to assist us, we will offer you 20%
of the money for your assistance, 10% will be for thepossible expenses
incurred in the process of this transaction, while 70% will be for our
family investment in your country through your assistance. I need your
urgent and confidential response.
MONICA LUCY MCKNIGHT (MRS.)
FOR THE FAMILY
Upon your immediate response, I will immediately arrange and send to you all
the documentation that will empower your good self in finalizing the
transaction with the AGENT/DIPLOMAT in the ERUOPE and also disclosing the
country in ERUOPE .I will also send to you the agreement that will protect
both interest. And also further information about yourself is necessary for
i can not play on this.My alternate Email address is: email@example.com.
You can as well read more about the crises in my country and about this
situation on the following
Waiting for your prompt and positive response .
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Date: 9/14/04 4:35 PM
Subject: Re: REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE/INVESTMENT.
Dear Mr Mubane,
There are few messages like yours in my mailbox. I answered to every single
one of them. We then exchange few e-mails, and after a while, in stead of
giving the money to me, any thing between 10 to 30 % of a big sum of money, I
end up loosing money. As soon as I give a dummurage fee, they either dissapier
or they ask more money. I gave money to Mobutu sase seko, to Idris Kabila and
to Bubnem Teurebra. Total of 36500 $. And I did not get anything. I understand
that a person may get into trouble, but the chances to happen 3 times in a
row, are smal. I tend to believe now that all these messages are lies.
Look, my father is filthy rich, and that kind of money are not something I
worry about, but I will be nobody's fool any more! My grandfather thought me
So, if you are real, please writte to me and give me the further instructions.
But if you are one of these LIARS, forget it!!!! I do not give money, before I
Expecting your mail,
PS, I am on my hollidays now, so it may take time for any administration
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