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Best Site Search Terms - March 2010

April 14, 2010

One of the things I love best are the weird phrases that people put into search engines that bring them here. Here are my favorites from last month:

guns and coffee - I'll take "Things that make America great for $200, Alex."

are there any places to tan on osan airbase - There are a bunch, but might I recommend in front of a Patriot missile battery? I hear you'll bake in no time!

big yellow taxi with laugh at the end - What, like an idiot contestant on Cash Cab?

can i cross into korea anywhere - Is this Laura Ling or Euna Lee?

covering up porn with graphics - Welcome back, Mr. Ashcroft!

crazy things do do - I think we have a fecalpheliac!

fish front coach purse - I have absolutely no idea on this one!

have you seen this dork - You'll have to be more specific.

not that mike lewis - I know how you feel.

philip michael thomas penis size - I really don't want to know how you ended up here.

sometime i do a crazy things. - What, like use atrocious grammar in a search engine?